T.N.T. (Tips for Novice Test-takers)

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Tip #1

Should you sit next to Humpty Dumpty;
Should his paper have a great fall-
Do NOT pick up any pieces
Lest appear the Principal.

Tip #2

When you lack material
and then request a ‘rubber’
it may sound surrealial
and make your teacher stutter

Tip #3

so says the Latin, dead
I hope these tips will stick in your,
the novice test-taker’s, head.

Bonus Tip

Nerves, sleep deprived studying and Red Bull
don’t mix.
They form a chemical compound similar to
T.N.T.
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